BUT HE'S SO DANGEROUSLY YUMMY!
Posted by mandatory at 01:41 AM on June 23, 2011.
So my hunky next door neighbor's name was Ralph, whom I've been mooning for five weeks now.
And to my astonishment, i felt my heart flutter. I had to force back the smile I knew would have looked ridiculously goofy.
I guess i have a reason now to come home early or "wake up late". 
sumthin in mind?