CELEBRATE
Posted by mandatory at 04:37 AM on July 8, 2011.
In the hallway... With my hunky neighbor...
Ralph: You look well dressed today.
Me: (sarcastic reply) It's my birthday.
Ralph: Oh yeah? Then we should celebrate.
Me: We?
Ralph: Yeah. Unless you have a problem with that.
Me: (raised my right brows). Right... Sure. I'll let you know.
Ralph: So i'll wait?
Me: Yeah. Unless you have a problem with that.
I'm not that gullible you son of a bitch. But sure, i'll keep you around.
sumthin in mind?